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so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

(via catsandwich)

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why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: demonstiell, via isellmysoultomyfandoms)

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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

(via dippyeggs)

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u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

(via spoken-not-written)

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me trying to flirt with a nerd


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